NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2003, as Loyalty Day. I call upon all the people of the United States to join in support of this national observance. I also call upon government officials to display the flag of the United States on all government buildings on Loyalty Day.
As a general rule, people who are more concerned about your loyalty to a given cause than theirs are the ones who need Loyalty Day more. Let Bush proclaim his loyalty on May 1st as loudly as he wants. The rest of us will go about loving this country and what it stands for, 24/7/365.
UPDATE: Matthew and Tacitus noticed this too.
UPDATE 2: John Cole deflates it.