from The Encyclopedia Galactica, a thousand years ito the future...

comes this historical review of the Bush Administration:

Then someone with a phone book told Bush the evil doers were Saudi Arabian, as was the mastermind behind the whole thing, a homosexual cloth puppet named Bert. All fingers and Bill Clinton's penis pointed directly at Saudi Arabia. We immediately commenced bombing Afghanistan, due to an outdated map. By a stroke of good fortune (not the one that got Dick Cheney) Osama Bin Laden, Bert's "roommate", was in that very country!


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