I am a weapon of mass destruction

after all, I'm a physicist. Apparently physicists are now only allowed to be in US-sanctioned countries:

In an interview with The Associated Press, John Bolton, undersecretary of state for arms control, said that whether Saddam's regime actually possessed weapons of mass destruction "isn't really the issue."

"The issue I think has been the capability that Iraq sought to have ... WMD programs," Bolton said at the U.S. Embassy in Paris.

Bolton said that Saddam kept "a coterie" of scientists he was preserving for the day when he could build nuclear weapons unhindered by international constraints.

So watch out, Syria, or North Korea. If you don't expel your physicists right now, we might send an undermanned division into your territory to serve as bullet sponges.

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