I am converting to Scientology

It's been a great ride, oh ummah, but here's where I get off.

"goodbye, evrybody... I've got to go..."

"Bismillah NO! We will not let you go!"


G. Willow said...

Har har har.

Dean Esmay said...

I'm sure you'll reach "Clear" in record time. As long as your credit cards stay current.

Scorpius said...

Is that Dean Esmay actually saying something "phobic" about a person's religion?

I don't like Scientologists but seriously, when was the last time you heard about them killing 3K civilians and justifying it with their dogma?